Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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