Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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