I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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