I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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