They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
send nudes
from the living room?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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