And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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