I wish I could teleport
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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