I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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