Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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