Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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