Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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