Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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