Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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