i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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