i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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