What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
