haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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