Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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