You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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