I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You ate ashes out of my bong
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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