Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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