New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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