the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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