foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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