The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
