Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
ugly people sure do ruin things
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You dont lie about slip and slides
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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