At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he fucked my hip out of place.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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