her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
