I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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