idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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