I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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