Don't you send me to vm
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Randomize
