I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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