Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
you would pick up someone in the library
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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