Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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