My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
No subtext here. People are naked.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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