pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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