i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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