I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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