you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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