she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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