Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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