Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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