yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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