i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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