ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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