Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Randomize
