If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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