That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm jealous of your bromance
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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