Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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